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That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn the irreverent\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eLet’s Pretend This Never Happened\u003c\/em\u003e, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. 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