{"product_id":"how-to-drive-sticker-funny-bumper-sticker","title":"How to Drive 4” Vinyl Sticker","description":"Honk if you’re confused. Blink twice if you’re scared.\nThis bumper sticker proudly announces what everyone already suspects: no, you do not know how to drive.\n\nFeaturing an irresistibly cute woodland rabbit straight out of a vintage storybook, this sticker pairs chaotic honesty with soft, retro charm. The sweet little bunny says “wholesome forest friend,” while the message says “please keep a safe distance.”\n\nPerfect for nervous drivers, people who somehow passed the test and anyone who believes humor is a safety feature.\n\nPrinted in a cozy, retro-inspired style that looks adorable on cars, laptops, water bottles, or anywhere you want to warn others politely. Because nothing softens questionable driving skills quite like a cute sticker.\n\nMeasures 4\"x3.75\" and is made with durable vinyl so it is durable and weatherproof so you can stick it anywhere!\n\n✨ Cute. Honest. Slightly alarming. ✨","brand":"The Coin Laundry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47847124959454,"sku":"STK2337","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/8419\/4747\/files\/279972a0d4ce7b0fd796e7da7db14815a0c841537af1c28c9b7b36f2788b8ee5.jpg?v=1770583768","url":"https:\/\/www.shopanemoia.com\/products\/how-to-drive-sticker-funny-bumper-sticker","provider":"Anemoia Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}