Love these and the fact that you still have TH old products.
These are so cute I will use them in my scrapbook and when I send letters to friends.
So glad I found these for my blackwing pencil now I can carry them around with out breaking the tips.
Order processing is running 3-5 business days behind schedule. We hope to have everything caught up by Monday, November 2. Thank you for your order and your patience!
Rejected Books is a collection of forty hilariously unrealistic, totally cringe-worthy covers for books that will never, ever be published—from the authors of Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Have you ever had a great idea for a book but then thought, “Nobody would ever read that”? Well . . . you’re probably right. But you’re not alone! Enter Rejected Books, a rollicking collection of the best book covers for books that were never meant to be. These awful pitches were turned down for any number of reasons: they’re either too long, too sad, too raunchy, or just plain bad.
The compilation of imagined book covers in Rejected Books will have you scratching your head and guffawing with every page turn. Though Pranks with Sausages and Holy Bible II don’t actually exist, Rejected Books offers up a professionally produced series of photos imagining just what these wacky ideas (and plenty more) could look like.
Rejected Books includes delightfully weird covers of imagined books like:
• The Sculptors Who Couldn’t Do Hands
• Cooking with Breast Milk
• Possessed Toys: A Buying Guide
• Unfortunate Gluing Accidents
• Camel Toes Through History
Enjoy the worst book pitches of all time and rest assured that anyone can have a future in publishing . . . even if your ideas are totally horrible.
Graham Johnson, after being rudely interrupted by a thirty-year career in advertising, is now back to creating ideas for books that will be intentionally rejected, as well as products that should have been rejected (like invisible action figures and timetables for time travel machines). Graham has reassessed his priorities and has realized that figurines made of air and a timetable for a means of travel that doesn’t exist yet are a far more useful contribution to society.
Rob Hibbert is a successful copywriter by day. By night, he’s a failed comedy writer. Some of his fails include: badly writing a book (Images You Should Not Masturbate To), poorly writing a web series (“How to Talk Australians”) and inadequately writing a TV pilot (“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Better”). He’s also failed at stand-up comedy.
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Orange Park, FL
Beautiful store, you can find anything for anyone. Unique and very special gifts for men, women, and children… and the Owner and her staff are so sweet and helpful.
Alexandria, VA
...When my shipment arrived, I was blown away by the quality of the products, the detail attended to in the packaging, and the thoughtful note and little extras that were included....
Orange Park, FL
Can't resist this shop. The most interesting and unique gifts that I have seen anywhere... you think of something and Anemoia has it... You have to go to see this place. Shopping has never been so much fun.
Orange Park, FL
This is THE local place to shop for gifts... Jess will answer an questions about the products and offer solutions for your shopping needs. I love shopping for my special friends and family members here!
Orange Park, FL
I LOVE this shop! It has so many unique items, I could look all day... The staff was amazingly helpful and you just feel welcome. I already have many ideas for gifts to give AND receive for Christmas!
Middleburg, FL
This is by far the coolest shop I've ever been in! So many cool things to buy and look at! I could've stayed in there for hours! Owner was super helpful and inviting. Will definitely shop here again!
Orange Park, FL
Such an amazing store! You will be happy you went. Until you go, you have no idea the cool items she has. If your a person who has everything, this store will show you things you didn't know you needed. Highly recommended!!!!!
Orange Park, FL
Love, love, love, LLOOVVEE this store!! It's one of those kinds of stores where you can spend hours browsing and still not see everything... Old school, new school, antique and unique.... SSOO much cool stuff to see and enjoy!!
Orange Park, FL
This place is amazing! This little shop has so many wonderful items. I totally fell for a fragrance called "Dream". I will definitely return to this shop. Oh, and the service was great.
Lexington, VA
Great website, easy to find exactly what I was looking for. Love these headbands! And you shipped quickly!
868 Blanding Boulevard
Suite 116
Orange Park, FL 32065
Tuesday - Friday | 11:30 - 6:30
(closed 2:30-4:30 to process online orders)
Saturday | 12-5
Closed Sunday & Monday
904.621.0777 {call/text}
Click here for more info
Perfect little Toyo box for my Beam Paints and Travel Brush, can fit about 28 paint stones and the travel bush on the side.
Weighty and substantial but slim enough for very small hands to remain comfortable. I went with EF and it has been very consistent without skipping or issue. The clip is tight enough to perform adequately.
Anemoia was nice enough to juice up my pen at a pen show with Tom’s Studio ink and I was thrilled. Will be stopping by the store for more goodies soon.
Fabulous pen. I love how well the shape of the bulbous part seats in my hand with well balanced weight. I love that the brass nib holder is easily adjusted to suit an angle that works best for me, and that it is capable of use for left, and right handed persons.
This a a place that has something for everyone. The items are different, beautiful, and allows you to be as creative as you want.
You can shape it to look like roots on a tree.
Love these and the fact that you still have TH old products.
These are so cute I will use them in my scrapbook and when I send letters to friends.
My husband got these for his blackwing color pencils.
So glad I found these for my blackwing pencil now I can carry them around with out breaking the tips.